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burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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(via official--satan)

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

(via fwowi)

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via trust)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via punkmonksteven)

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

(via trust)

heart:

DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN

(via trust)

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

(via orgasmic-humor)

spankmenotk:

Watch it

Reblog it

(via aboymikey)

scilesreblog:

Cue every fan fiction …

(Source: stiles-stlinski, via aboymikey)

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caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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(Source: whiteemo, via zackisontumblr)

aneyeoutforselener:

nicki keepin an eye out

aneyeoutforselener:

nicki keepin an eye out

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vibruhtor:

*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*

(via joshpeck)

rugbysocklad:

Fuck me, that ASS!

rugbysocklad:

Fuck me, that ASS!

(Source: freeballks)